From the creators of “Why would I make the bed if I have to undo it tonight?” comes “Why do cleaning if everything is going to be stained?”, the sequel.
They say the second parts were never good, and a little bird has also told us that you were never a big fan of cleaning. And we refer to cleaning in general, from cleaning the hard drive, to cleaning contacts on Facebook, to dental cleaning. Few things make you feel the same dread as when you heard your mother announce “the great spring cleaning,” which was accompanied by the dreaded wardrobe change. It was a cleaning like a Russian doll: it was full of other types of “minor” cleaning. You used to clean your clothes, thoroughly clean the shelves and the chest of drawers, and when you thought you saw the light at the end of the tunnel your mother said something like: “And now, cleaning the glassware and dishes!” The never ending story. The War and Peace of cleaning.
Before, you fought with your brother constantly, using cleaning tasks as a currency to try to escape from as many of them as possible. Now you do the same with your compis de piso. Enough fights for cleanliness! We are here to give you a cable. We have your cleaning guardian angels, and they are called Poppins.
They know how to do everything, from leaving the pristine vitro to making the rubber in the dining room stop being sticky. Well, well, it was just two of your weekly cleaning chores, what a coincidence! And you did not want to do either, go for god. Well, book now!
You don’t even need to get up from there, I can see you. Relax, that in 45 seconds you manage and reserve your Poppins for the day you want. Vitro and rubber will be a thing of the past, and your roomies will surely be delighted to get rid of their respective cleaning tasks!
And you will want to repeat every week … No problem! With the frequent service option you will have your trusty Poppins every Friday at noon, ready to start the weekend on end. Or on Tuesday afternoons, during your yoga time, so you can come back relaxed and find the fluffy sofa cushions and everything. Chakra cleansing not included, sorry. Or even on Sunday mornings, because you are a lady who on Saturday nights stays reading and gets up early to take advantage of the day and feel full. Clean house, charged batteries, and for the week!
The only thing left to do is clean the desk. And no, we don’t mean the desk in your room that you use as a bucket for dirty laundry. That Poppins can be ordered if you ask it please. Your computer desktop is the most lazy now, right? You have to be sad to see it, full of things you do not know or what they are, but they have been there since you bought it. And it is time for you to do more than just put everything in a folder called “junk” or “mix” or “everything”. It is true that you feel very relieved to see the empty screen, but it is the same as sweeping the crumbs under the carpet. It is not a proper cleaning, pillín. The master of cleaning your virtual desktop, we have not found yet, but the cleaning of your house is only a few clicks away!
